Monster Toke is a band and shit and the Monster Toke Family Bike Fleet is what is documented on this page. no stunts. just skunk. monster toke is just a band of 3 kids but the whole family is the MTFBF updated every saturday with pictures, fresh cuts (jams), and a movie if aplicabeel sorry about your arrowTumblr (3.0; @monstertoke)http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly63jwH15g1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>HAPPY 21/12 day family!</strong></p> <p> fuck were still a gang till death dont forget.</p> <p> got an ollie gang but can only ride on carpets.</p> <p>Bike fleets not around but thats because of the coldness</p> <p>god bless zdeno, lets drink till the sun sets.</p> <p>stay up everyone. and whos ever a bored ass mother fucker looking at monstertoke.tumblr.com</p> <p>come say hi soon cuz im sure we have no idea that anyone gives a fuck. we love yall</p> <p>peace</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/16246983980http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/16246983980Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:26:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu4kd2FF7S1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t even know what to say, you already should know</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/12319344787http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/12319344787Fri, 04 Nov 2011 03:19:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltylsgYb7M1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltylsgYb7M1qiv8kao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>hahahaha happy halloween to anyone listeneeeeeng. party on!!</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/12183016348http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/12183016348Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:05:02 -0400<a href="http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/stbOrfIq43iFBQza">hahahahaha sweeeeet</a>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11969423699http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11969423699Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:57:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltovdnNxKJ1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>spungnaw squarepack. lifted. new video too yah</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V53KYbsvAC4" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V53KYbsvAC4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V53KYbsvAC4</a></a></p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11958748937http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11958748937Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:56:10 -0400<p>hahaha foo, im tryina eat a FOOd. lame ryhmes but they arent as bad as yous. hahahaha fasho cuuuhhhz son boss</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11958610941http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11958610941Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:52:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnnraMtr21qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fukcin nelson payne. we toook a sick ass trip to the cabin. it was dope im glad we went. figured a lo of shit out hahahaha and techniques for gwar. uhhh, not a lot to say, wish we got fresh cuts, but not right now. well get it. right now its just flow. a lot of school shit. at least for me. damn shiuts flyin and everyones got the feelin again. mtfbf play till death.</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11938754960http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11938754960Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:13:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlqzyTOjP1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>what it is. what we are. keep it real. banana life</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11894901424http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11894901424Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:28:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_11804270191" src="http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11804270191/audio_player_iframe/monstertoke/tumblr_lti30gYYfi1qiv8ka?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmonstertoke%2F11804270191%2Ftumblr_lti30gYYfi1qiv8ka" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>number one on the track. this shit is cuttin. except i doubt many people will have the nerve to split thru all 7 tracks to hear the beauty the song really has. anyway, finally, we got the a good chink of fam to go up to the cabin this weekend. and even tho we bagged on him a little much, our brother nic is still the funny ass dude we remeber him as. it was a rage, what can i say. hes my bro i shot gun, climb, head bang, paint, rage, front flip, and set fires with. fuck iv missed this guy. hes the boss. anyway he fell off his bike and got this gnarly fresh cut.</p> <p>hyaah (hh-yah)</p> <p>fuck. you can not type the yeah that nicca says.</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11804270191http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11804270191Sat, 22 Oct 2011 23:57:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_11752987396" src="http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11752987396/audio_player_iframe/monstertoke/tumblr_ltfz8pRzZ81qiv8ka?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmonstertoke%2F11752987396%2Ftumblr_ltfz8pRzZ81qiv8ka" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>ah dude i gotta dip! we are gonna go spend a rager at the cab! but my brother jasper just called me so today is dedicated to him! shouts out to the brother JASPERED STOVER!!! look at thi guy bleeding out his mouth!!!! zzzdeno?</p> <p>ah man so i only had a second, but let me elaborate on this ass clown jasper. he is in no doubt the first one i would pick to the descirbe “hard worker”</p> <p>hahhaa sike but seriously hes mad chill, smart as hell except if we are in the right mood, we wont listen, and bull a ton of ignorant shit. hahaha like that time we ding dong ditched a house, than he ran to the neighbors and did again and ripped his foot apart cuz he was bare foot. man i wish i had a picure of that. hes the boss i miss this guy.</p> <p>oh and… zdezdddeoonanbbaanaooo</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11752987396http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11752987396Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:41:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_11717952210" src="http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11717952210/audio_player_iframe/monstertoke/tumblr_lte8m7Gc9T1qiv8ka?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmonstertoke%2F11717952210%2Ftumblr_lte8m7Gc9T1qiv8ka" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>shhhiiiit i just hit my head suuuppper hard on a corner! but im safe. today was pretty slick, i got to catch up with my brother dylan. now this guy… is the soul reason behind dub jam, that whole style of music. hes a smart ass dude and knows a lot of shit. i dont get to see him enough. man i would be writing hella more awesomely if i wasnt half asleep from hiiting my head and allmost knocking myself out. im gonna leave it at that. fresh cut track 3. pretty dub.</p> <p>DUB: (adjective), the style of playing when it gets so goofy, you just dont give a funk anymore. it will make you nod your head, yell out sexually moans (not hot ones), and make everyone around you be like what the fuck. but by that point your turned around to your friends laughing your ass off and still dubbin away.</p> <p>the picture is no emo shit. diggin in black berry bushes. swag</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11717952210http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11717952210Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:08:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_11680762833" src="http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11680762833/audio_player_iframe/monstertoke/tumblr_ltcg0vGP0E1qiv8ka?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmonstertoke%2F11680762833%2Ftumblr_ltcg0vGP0E1qiv8ka" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>ah man todays a good one!!! this song is dope. but anyway. time to introduce to anyone who teh fuck will ever see this, my brother, nelson payne. the story writer of the fam. fuck dude, i gotta make a pie chart for the shit i do with him. we consist of free form vocal jamming, front flipping into bushes, and calling those infomertials. fuck i love this kid. original fresh cut too…. but hes the boss, everyone loves this kid, i remeber going to school together was the maddest shit. i cant wait till he comes back so we can do our hand shake in the hallways. what a boss. well not much to say then to party the fuuunnnnnnk on. we had a two peice today with its moments. ill throw it up later after this week. rage.</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11680762833http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11680762833Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:53:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_11639845893" src="http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11639845893/audio_player_iframe/monstertoke/tumblr_ltal07EKbC1qiv8ka?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmonstertoke%2F11639845893%2Ftumblr_ltal07EKbC1qiv8ka" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>so shit. another day in the week when i have 7 tracks of frsh cuts to update. if your reading this, im taking everyday to add another section of the 10 mintue jam im most proud of. things havent been the best lately. shits been what it is. and if you know any of us you probebly know whats going on. on my part im just going to say how pointless our emotions really are. when you get down to it, we only live once, we sleep every single day, and deal with all of our probeblms. the best way IV learnd to deal with them is by learning my lesson. i have know of some people who cant seem to accept that. they are faced with a probelem and they will go about their day like it doesnt exist. but today was a good one. i finally had a short rage with my brother “prophet” joey keane. fuck. if i were to discribe this guy in a sentence, it would be, shotgunning rose’s to the rythm of a fucking, burrito. like damn. may not make sense to you, but shit the “fucking” was added to the sentence to say how like fuck everybody else, im gonna act like a complete dork and not care if they think im a clown, cuz by the end of the day, joey and i are the ones on top of your building at 3 in the morning, PLANTing abstinence stickers on your window. eat shit</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11639845893http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11639845893Tue, 18 Oct 2011 22:45:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_11597771296" src="http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11597771296/audio_player_iframe/monstertoke/tumblr_lt8owpB8001qiv8ka?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmonstertoke%2F11597771296%2Ftumblr_lt8owpB8001qiv8ka" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>have you ever had one of those days when things just flow perfectly? like right when you come up to the crosswalk it switches for you? thats the jazz. i walked outta therapy, got free ice cream. caught the bus at the perfect moment, cuz i was feelin good will. so i get there, and FIRST thing i find is a sweet, perfect fitting white primus shirt. then i turn around, and see my boy lewis. hahaha now god damn, ill tell you the shit we have done together could make the most colorfull pie chart ever. new t shirt idea. the things iv learned from that guy is beyond this dimention. hes my brother and close friend. much love dude</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11597771296http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11597771296Mon, 17 Oct 2011 22:14:00 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_11559312134" src="http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11559312134/audio_player_iframe/monstertoke/tumblr_lt6ycqXoMx1qiv8ka?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmonstertoke%2F11559312134%2Ftumblr_lt6ycqXoMx1qiv8ka" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>hey, so new shit, page got messed, new rearaged. this is a magical track. made by monster toke. spured out of no where.</p> <p>anyway. this week im doin somethin. we need music on here, and hell 7 days, 7 tracks 7 kids.</p> <p>Im evan, i run this site for my band monster toke. i have 7 days to upload 7 songs that i want to put up. all from one jam sesh that was an endless 10 minutes that i think flow magicly. anyways, monster toke is an unstopable family that have weak upper body strength but all know inside that that is nothing to hide. holy fuck. if nothing good comes out of life, its because ill look down at everything compared to the times iv had with the 6 other mo fos that im about to list within this week. they are family. they are the mtfbf. but all in all they are human beings. with no blood relations i call them my brothers. party on</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11559312134http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11559312134Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:43:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt69u4malB1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11534642562http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11534642562Sun, 16 Oct 2011 14:54:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt68x92jX61qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>bad ass</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533730249http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533730249Sun, 16 Oct 2011 14:34:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt68vlR6mJ1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAHAHAHAHAHA</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533684983http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533684983Sun, 16 Oct 2011 14:33:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt68ugwZL21qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533653084http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533653084Sun, 16 Oct 2011 14:32:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt68szZZYm1qiv8kao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>what up</p>http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533612799http://monstertoke.tumblr.com/post/11533612799Sun, 16 Oct 2011 14:31:46 -0400